HERE'S THE DEAL:

Up to 40% off your order until September 30. Stock's running low, so stop overthinking and get moving. 

And because you’re here (which makes you smarter than most), add the code "YOUNAUGHTYBOY" at checkout and we’ll throw in a free bottle (it won’t appear in your cart, but we’ll know and we’ll deal with it. Believe us, honey).

And yeah, it’s not Christmas, but it’s pretty damn close, and at least you don’t end up with an ugly sweater.